Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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