Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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