Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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