Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
two words: eviction party
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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