I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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