After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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