yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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