Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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