So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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