I hope mine doesn't look like that
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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