So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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