worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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