dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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