the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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