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I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
This house was built for laser tag.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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