He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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