I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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