I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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