Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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