I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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