is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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