sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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