Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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