So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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