I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm both gender and math confused
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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