Me. At least after what I've been through.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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