So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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