he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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