this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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