Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
How's work?
Spinning.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Randomize
