Christians are straight up FREAKS
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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