# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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