I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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