i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Randomize
