marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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