At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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