Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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