I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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