Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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