i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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