yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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