Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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