Apparently you make a good broom.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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