who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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