I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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