What did we do last night that was yellow?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
love makes seman taste better
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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