Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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