Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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