Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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