Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I want to walk on stilts...naked
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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